As promised

... but not anticipated.

Cooper's 25... or as many as I, I mean he, can come up with. I don't think cooper has 25 interesting things about him.

1. I like to romp around like a maniac with or without cohorts.
2. The shed in the backyard is like my fort. There is nothing in there, but whenever mom comes out to see what I'm up to I leave ASAP.. just like any boy's fort, it's no girls allowed.
3. Ollie taught me to eat poop. I love it. My mom says its gross.
4. Everything in life has a 98% chance of tasting good. Therefore, I must taste test/inhale every and anything.
5. Horses scare me, I can't run fast enough when they chase me.
6. I decide when we wake up in the morning. If I want to start the day and mom doesn't I whine and hop around like a bunny until she responds. If she wants to get up and I'm not ready, I make myself adorable and cuddle/try to spoon. I am irresistable.
7. I hate wearing clothes, except my collar. Don't touch that.
8. I have a problem with jealousy.
9. I do not like to share my couch. Except with Kristin.
10. I like small animals that scurry. I do not like balls.
11. Horse cookies are yummy. Oh ya, everything is yummy.
12. Like my mother, I love cows.
13. In public, I am only protective of my mother if I am on the leash.
14. At home, I always am. Stay out if it's late at night.
15. I don't like when a person steals shotgun. I am the copilot.
16. I like playing with cats; cats don't like playing with me.
17. I wish I lived on a farm
18. My mom thinks I have too much energy.
19. I only listen when convenient, especially if I am eating something I shouldn't or am running away.
20. I am perfect.
21. I am a lapdog.
22. I am too big for my own good, but pretend to not have a clue.
23. I like to eat.
24. I like to cuddle.
25. I'm a dreamboat.